Nicholas’ Unified Theory of Interpersonal Dynamics

Earlier today on MSN, in a fit of Einsteinian genius:

Viceice || In Miri says:

i got this theory about silence

[Friend] says:

right

Viceice || In Miri says:

there are two kinds

Viceice || In Miri says:

theres one kind where it says "Your relationship is running out of momentum..."

Viceice || In Miri says:

and the other kind that says "Your relationship has reached a stable point.."

[Friend] says:

ok, sounds reasonable

Viceice || In Miri says:

I suppose it's like physics and Newton in a way…

Viceice || In Miri says:

Relationships are exciting when you feel it's moving... Like force...

Viceice || In Miri says:

a relationship starts out accelerating, so you feel the force and get a kick out of it

Viceice || In Miri says:

Then you stop feeling the force...

Viceice || In Miri says:

And that can mean two things:

Viceice || In Miri says:

Where acceleration has stopped, but you're still going at a steady pace

Viceice || In Miri says:

or you're at a standstill again

[Friend] says:

haha

[Friend] says:

physics!

[Friend] says:

my sort of best subject =.=

So in short,

The health of a relationship is equal to velocity post acceleration.